Limericks are fun, I hope these amuse.
There was an old farmer from France,
Who had a ridiculous prance,
He went to the vet,
Who made him all wet,
Then led him a merry old dance.
There was a young lady called Joan,
Who was terribly accident prone.
She leapt to her feet,
And fell in a heap,
Breaking her left collar bone.
There was a young lady called Pru,
Who married an ape from the zoo.
She fell for the charms,
Of his long hairy arms,
Then went off to live in Peru!
There was a young man of the Nile,
Who lived on a rather large pile,
Said his mother get off,
Or people will scoff,
But he stayed where he was with a smile.
There was a young man of the Nile,
Who lived on a rather large pile,
Said his mother get off,
Or people will scoff,
But he stayed where he was with a smile.
VEGETABLE DREAMS
There was a young turnip called Lars,
Who wished he could fly off to Mars.
So he asked his sweet mum,
To buy for a plum,
A rocket called Head for the Stars.
She stood with him under the gable,
And said “Oh! I wish I was able,
To send you off, son,
With a big current bun
But we’ll likely end up on the table”.
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