Mike Huckabee 2016 Presidential Candidate Resume (PARODY)

The USA is better than this!

Recently, Mike Huckabee announced he is leaving his lucrative position at Fox News, essentially declaring his candidacy in the 2016 presidential elections. Rather than forcing his literally dozens of fans to sift through site after site searching for Mike’s most momentous achievements in his heralded career, I decided to go ahead and make a preemptive resume for him.


Bio: A mindless, misinformed bigot who only stays relevant by making claims so outrageous that news outlets are forced to cover them.

————My Positions————-

Abortion: I would force each rape victim to have the child, because What Would Jesus Do?

Health Care: Sure, the Affordable Care Act may have given 13 million people health insurance, but I had to change doctors. Repealed.

Gay Marriage: Marriage? Yeah right, I wouldn’t even allow civil unions. And before you call me bigoted towards gays, I also hate blacks so…

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My work background is in operational meteorology and in my career I have been involved in forecasting for everything from bananas to jumbo jets.I joined the Met Office 1974 as an observer at Glasgow Airport. After training as a forecaster, I worked as an Operational aviation forecaster at various defence sites and airports. In 1982, I moved to Glasgow Weather Centre as a forecaster and STV broadcaster till 1988. He then took up a post as Senior Forecaster London Weather Centre, then Senior Forecaster ITV where I qualified as a trainer in presentation techniques for the ITV Association. After being diagnosed with MS, he moved into management and became Head of London Weather Centre in 1997 followed by a period of front-line management for Southern England and Europe covering London and Cardiff Weather Centres and the Met Offices on defence stations from Akrotiri in Cyprus to St Mawgan in Cornwall. He took up the post of Met Office Chief Advisor for Scotland & Northern Ireland in March 2008 and moved to Edinburgh. I retired in September 2014. My one claim to fame is once performed a comedy sketch on TV with Manuel (Andrew Sachs) from Fawlty Towers in support of Comic Relief.

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